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Postby Cheery » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:34 pm

Just what it says in the title. I'm sure this is not the first joke-thread on the forum, but hell, I'm doing one anyway!

I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:

"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..." :P
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Re: Jokes

Postby ChristianBecker » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:20 am

:D
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
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Re: Jokes

Postby Dotsie » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:46 am

Actually, we have 173 pages of jokes, right here ;)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Quatermass » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:51 am

I think that you can have a lot of laughs, albeit through extremely black comedy, by looking through lists of medical slang. For example, 45C (or 45 chromosomes) is the medical variation of saying that the person is a few sandwiches short of a picnic, as is microdeckia. Similarly, someone suffering from acute pneumoencephalopathy is an airhead. A pillow consult is an obnoxious patient one wants to smother. Said patient may suffer from rectoencephalitis or neurofaecal syndrome (have a guess). And then there are those who have suffered Gravity-Assisted Concrete Poisoning (again, have a guess). :|
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Re: Jokes

Postby Catch-up » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:37 pm

Cheery wrote:Just what it says in the title. I'm sure this is not the first joke-thread on the forum, but hell, I'm doing one anyway!

I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:

"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..." :P


OMG! I just watched that last night. :lol: My favorite was the knock knock joke. I was thinking of posting the video here, but haven't mastered the imbedding videos in a post thing. :oops:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Del » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:45 pm

Put it up catch-up.... we'll fix it for you.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Cheery » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:01 pm

Mine too! Only, it doesn't work if you write it down... :(
EDIT: Actually, the one about the whales is even better :mrgreen:

Shall I post the video?
I think I will.

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Re: Jokes

Postby Catch-up » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:28 pm

:lol: Thanks for putting that up Cheery!
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Re: Jokes

Postby ChristianBecker » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:33 pm

Since Jokes - Part Deux would've been closed soon anyway, I'll post this one here:

The bartender says "We serve no tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss

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Re: Jokes

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:37 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: Jokes

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:53 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Del » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:52 pm

Ugh. Cheery.. Just spent aaaaages watching so many of the vids connected to the one you posted.

you tube limbo once again! :)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 am

The times I've seen posts on YouTube saying things like "I only came on here to research nuclear physics, and now I'm watching kittens". :lol: :lol: :lol:
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