New Year's resolutions!

[Dotsie]

I'm going to...

Wear a different hat every day
Deliver all my lectures in Klingon
Only eat foods that rhyme (peas and cheese!)

How about you?

[Antiq]

I plan to do something "different" every day. Break the routine. Be a bit unpredictable. Maybe even bake a cake You know, something I've never done before (it's true!) Today I had cream cheese in my sammidge instead of the usual peanut butter for breakfast. Audacious!!!

[Bickaxe]

I'm going to attempt a sit up this year and if I'm feeling really adventurous, a press down.

And redecorate the house and build a new PC by end of March.....,hmmmmm...

[Del]

This year I am only going to smoke cigarettes after sex.

Hows that for going cold turkey!

[SamHain]

This year I am only going to smoke cigarettes after sex.

Hows that for going cold turkey!

Interestingly enough, I was recently forced to quit smoking because of an after-sex result. Who knew that tobacco and babies weren't compatible.

On to the resolutions:

I vow to press all the buttons to every floor in every lift, then abandon it at the first possible moment, run to the next floor via the stairs, and wait outside the lift gates, and look surprised at all the people going to all the different floors.

I vow that after passing wind, to ask those around me if they smell popcorn.

I vow that after doing something to make the baby cry, I will promptly blame it upon his mother, and take credit for whatever it was that made him stop crying.

[Alanz]

I'm going to try and lose a few more pounds in weight

[SamHain]

Well, if every you decide to lose a few more pounds in monetary amount, I'd be glad to assist.

[meerkat]

I am going to change my Meerkat Burrow.

[Del]

I vow not to eat a whole can of prunes in 2013 nor ever again. This is my vow.

[Ghost]