I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:
"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..."
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by Cheery » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:34 pm
Just what it says in the title. I'm sure this is not the first joke-thread on the forum, but hell, I'm doing one anyway!
I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:
"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..."
I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:
"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..."
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Re: Jokes
by ChristianBecker » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:20 am
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Exile yourself to the unforgiving continent of Wraeclast!
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Exile yourself to the unforgiving continent of Wraeclast!
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Re: Jokes
by Quatermass » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:51 am
I think that you can have a lot of laughs, albeit through extremely black comedy, by looking through lists of medical slang. For example, 45C (or 45 chromosomes) is the medical variation of saying that the person is a few sandwiches short of a picnic, as is microdeckia. Similarly, someone suffering from acute pneumoencephalopathy is an airhead. A pillow consult is an obnoxious patient one wants to smother. Said patient may suffer from rectoencephalitis or neurofaecal syndrome (have a guess). And then there are those who have suffered Gravity-Assisted Concrete Poisoning (again, have a guess). 
The Doctor: There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me.
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Re: Jokes
by Catch-up » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:37 pm
Cheery wrote:Just what it says in the title. I'm sure this is not the first joke-thread on the forum, but hell, I'm doing one anyway!
I absulutely stole this one from Hank Green's latest joke-video, but it's just too good to not share it:
"AAAh, a spider just crawled under my keyboard! Okay, I think it's under control..."
OMG! I just watched that last night.
My favorite was the knock knock joke. I was thinking of posting the video here, but haven't mastered the imbedding videos in a post thing. 
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Re: Jokes
by Catch-up » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:28 pm
Thanks for putting that up Cheery!“It is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening.”
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Re: Jokes
by ChristianBecker » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:33 pm
Since Jokes - Part Deux would've been closed soon anyway, I'll post this one here:
The bartender says "We serve no tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We serve no tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Exile yourself to the unforgiving continent of Wraeclast!
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Exile yourself to the unforgiving continent of Wraeclast!
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Re: Jokes
by Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:53 pm
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 am
The times I've seen posts on YouTube saying things like "I only came on here to research nuclear physics, and now I'm watching kittens".
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