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New Year's resolutions!

Postby Dotsie » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:48 am

I'm going to...

Wear a different hat every day
Deliver all my lectures in Klingon
Only eat foods that rhyme (peas and cheese!)

How about you?
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Antiq » Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:47 pm

I plan to do something "different" every day. Break the routine. Be a bit unpredictable. Maybe even bake a cake :o You know, something I've never done before (it's true!) Today I had cream cheese in my sammidge instead of the usual peanut butter for breakfast. Audacious!!!
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Bickaxe » Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:34 pm

I'm going to attempt a sit up this year and if I'm feeling really adventurous, a press down.

And redecorate the house and build a new PC by end of March.....,hmmmmm... :think:
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Del » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:39 pm

This year I am only going to smoke cigarettes after sex.

Hows that for going cold turkey! :roll:
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby SamHain » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:16 pm

Del wrote:This year I am only going to smoke cigarettes after sex.

Hows that for going cold turkey! :roll:

Interestingly enough, I was recently forced to quit smoking because of an after-sex result. Who knew that tobacco and babies weren't compatible.

On to the resolutions:

I vow to press all the buttons to every floor in every lift, then abandon it at the first possible moment, run to the next floor via the stairs, and wait outside the lift gates, and look surprised at all the people going to all the different floors.

I vow that after passing wind, to ask those around me if they smell popcorn.

I vow that after doing something to make the baby cry, I will promptly blame it upon his mother, and take credit for whatever it was that made him stop crying.
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Alanz » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:09 pm

I'm going to try and lose a few more pounds in weight :whistle:
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby SamHain » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:43 am

Well, if every you decide to lose a few more pounds in monetary amount, I'd be glad to assist.
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby meerkat » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:22 pm

I am going to change my Meerkat Burrow.
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Del » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:45 pm

I vow not to eat a whole can of prunes in 2013 nor ever again. This is my vow.
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Re: New Year's resolutions!

Postby Ghost » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:10 pm

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