Hello!!!! Do not adjust your monitors, this is not an optical illusion. It's a blast from the past.
It has been a looooooong time since the Goddess visited, and she says "helloooooo!!!" to old friends and to new ones.
She wishes everyone a very happy and healthy new year with lots of sparkly toys.
She watched old episodes of The Simpsons over the break and will leave a couple of memorable Homer moments here:
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
And, of course:
"Donuts.... Is there anything they can't do?"