The challenge was made, and this is my attempt at The Stick and Bucket Dance.
https://soundcloud.com/engineeringsimon ... cket-dance
"Dancing the Stick and Bucket Dance is illegal with women present, as it falls under the heading of sexual morrisment."
I wrote this after I read "Lords and Ladies". After my initial shock at the unfathomable magnitude of Morris Dancing, I researched a bit and found that the traditional instrumentation of Morris Dancing music is the Pipe and Tabor, with the occasional accordion. So I improvised a close approximation with a Tin Whistle, Tambourine, and Melodica from the kids' toy box.
Enjoy responsibly.
