Nah. I've got the perfect last words for this iteration of the thread.
I mean, throughout this thread, it's been a variety act. Varieties of sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime, to quote Alan Moore. We've had rape, paedophilia, murder most foul, incest (I think), the Mayan Apocalypse, and Gangnam Style.
What sort of depraved variety act would have something like this?
Actually, a name comes to mind. THE ARISTOCRATS!
Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? I need a television, a couple of books. Anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
-The Eighth Doctor, defiant in the face of death, in Doctor Who: The Night of the Doctor