Gallinaceous: Is a condition caused by by overdosing on Dr.Who episodes and you develop a case of Gallifraysium which results in a rash of nasty spots shown here enlarged
The cure is to drink the Famous Grouse also known in some area's as special Sheep Liniment.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.