Watch out for this one

[Tonyblack]

I keep a whistle next to my phone.

[LilMaibe]

Why no Vuvuzela?

[Del]

Why no Vuvuzela?

Tony hasn't got a Vuvuzela??? How does not having that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat make you unable talk? Is that why he has a whistle near the phone? Does he communicate through morse code on the whistle?

Oh wait...... nevermind.

[ShadowNinjaCat]

You mean to tell me ,people overseas still use our vuvuzelas. Why? oh goodness why?

[Batty]

You mean to tell me ,people overseas still use our vuvuzelas. Why? oh goodness why?

They have now been banned from football matches!

[ShadowNinjaCat]

I loved this vid about the vuvuzelas.

[Penfold]

You mean to tell me ,people overseas still use our vuvuzelas. Why? oh goodness why?

They have now been banned from football matches!

But it would make snooker and golf a lot more interesting.

[meerkat]

I loved this vid about the vuvuzelas.

[Who's Wee Dug]

[janet]

Or do what I do. After a slight pause yell "Pervert" down the line and then hang up.

The best one by far is the type of call I get from someone saying they're calling from my bank. It's the same panto every time...Them: Am I speaking to ...... ........? Me: Who is calling please? Them: This is .....bank with a call about your account. Before continuing with this call I need to confirm some security details with you. Me: I never talk about my finances with a stranger over the phone so let's not waste time, if I want to discuss my account I simply contact my branch and go to see someone I know and who knows me. (All delivered in my best Lady Sybil tones). Alternatively I will say, please stop calling me and go away...and that's the polite version. However, last time I did that there was a shirty letter from the bank a few days later.
the vuvuzela clip

[Quatermass]

I'm reviving this thread because I got a Paypal scam email. These phishers seem to do waves of emails. Now, I don't have Paypal, but to those who do: watch out.

[Ghost]

ooo that reminds me two weeks ago I got a ebay alert warning me that my sellers account privileges was about to be suspended and I had to click the link provided for further details
except I don't sell on ebay

[majomull]

After reading that post, all I could think was "All your base are belong to us!" Not sure what that says about me.

[Ghost]

eh?

[cheery_j.]

After reading that post, all I could think was "All your base are belong to us!" Not sure what that says about me.

I guess it means that you need to get out into the fresh air more.