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by **Jack Remillard** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:21 pm

There is no real point in arguing with an ostrich.

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:35 pm

Alanz lives in Cleethorpes

by **Alanz** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:47 am

MongoGutman resides in England's Capital City

by **Jack Remillard** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:49 pm

The two posters above stated obvious things about each other.

by **Alanz** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:42 pm

The Cheetah is the worlds fastest land animal.

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:09 pm

The Hippopotamus is not the worlds fastest land animal

by **Jack Remillard** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:37 am

The hippocampus is not an animal at all. It is also not a university for hippos. It is a part of the brains of many animals though.

by **Alanz** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:47 pm

MongoGutman wrote:The Hippopotamus is not the worlds fastest land animal

Are you the one that's going to tell it that??

by **Del** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:11 pm

Polar bears are not native to Ethiopia.

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:30 pm

There are currently in Delhi no kangaroos working as registered psychotherapists.

by **Alanz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:02 am

You'll never fit an Ostrich egg in a normal egg cup

by **Ghost** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:05 am

You'll never fit an Ostrich egg in a normal chicken

by **Alanz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:36 am

You'd have a problem getting 6 in an Egg box

by **Jack Remillard** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:22 pm

There is no real point in telling a joke to an ostrich, as they have no comprehension of human language, or any apparent sense of humour.

by **Alanz** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:53 pm

Tortoise can't talk, except in Small Gods

state the obvious game