Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Conforumist » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:02 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
Del wrote:Where in the gods name am I going to find red stockings at this time of year. May have to go black.



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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:10 pm

Con, you dirty little devil, you!!
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Broccolee » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:41 pm

Have added the norad app to my phone,so now I not only have the Toothfairy,but also Santa 'on my phone' to Emmas utter delight. :D
Hate those sort of stockings.They always make marks on the legs.No matter how sexy they might be,they're bloody uncomfortable imho.Men like them,they should wear them.

....my mobile autocorrected 'wear' to 'wet'.....:D
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Alanz » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:09 pm

Sounds like your having fun with your new Mibile Phone Broc, I've just got an I Phone 4, totally different from what i'm used to. :D
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby chillicamper » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:37 am

I quite fancy this as a Chrismas decoration.......but not the price :shock:

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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:45 am

Blimey! What's it made of? Solid gold? :shock:
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Del » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:26 am

One LED light?

Its full sized right? You park it in your drive...
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Del » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:55 am

Barbie's Christmas List

Dear Santa:

Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing  suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be  around to smell it).  So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998:1.  A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized  sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get?  Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt?2.  Real underwear that can be pulled on and off.  Preferably white.  What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!?  It looks like cellulite!3.  A REAL man...maybe GI Joe.  Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken.  And what's with that earring  anyway?  If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.4.  Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.5.  Breast reduction surgery.  I don't care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.6.  A jog bra.  To wear until I get the surgery.7.  A new career.  Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst?  Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!8.  A new, more 90s persona.  Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie," sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.9.  No more McDonald's endorsements.  The grease is wrecking  my vinyl.10.  Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years--I think I deserve it.

Okay Santa, that's it.  Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line.If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.It's that simple.Yours truly,Barbie
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Ghost » Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:59 pm

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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby chris.ph » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: next year :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Alanz » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:31 pm

Classic Ghost :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby chillicamper » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:19 am

@Ghost :lol: :lol: :lol:

Del wrote:One LED light?

Its full sized right? You park it in your drive...
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Not quite full sized - just over 1/2 sized....but still silly money. Besides I already have a camper to park in the drive way.....and it has two lights :D :lol:

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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby chillicamper » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:21 am

I liked this one. Snowy tree Santa

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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Del » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:17 am

Hilarious one Ghost.

Yeah I like YOUR camper better Chilli .

Love the snow Santa.
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Re: Let This Be The Christmas Thread!

Postby Catch-up » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:40 pm

Ghost, :lol:

Chilli, love the snow Santa. And I agree, your camper is much better!
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