Quatermass wrote::lol: Great one, Del!
Here's a joke I haven't heard for a long time. When I remembered it, I decided, I need to post it here.
One morning a little froggy named Kermit Jagger went to the bank to get a loan. He met with the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. After several minutes Mr. Paddywack told Kermit that to qualify for a loan he would need some collateral. Kermit thought for a moment and then handed Paddywack a small marble elephant he had taken from his pocket. Needless to say the loan officer had no idea what to do. He excused himself explaining that he would need to talk to the Bank Manager. Once in the Manger’s office Paddywack began explaining the situation and showed him the elephant. The Manager sighed and said, “It’s a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
Broccolee wrote:Del....I need some of your life.
Del wrote:Have you ever had one of those moments when you attempt to pull up the blanket and you punch yourself in the face ?
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.
Life would be so much more interesting if there were pinatas strategicaly placed throughout the day.
Everytime I see a difficult math problem my brain thinks like this: If I have 10 icecubes and you have 5 apples, how many pancakes would be on the roof ? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
You know its going to be a good story if it starts with "So this b*tch ...."
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