Your cats sound very wise! And much cuter than those bald jobbies
My husband also unfortunately doesn't live with us at the moment (funny old world), so he misses the bunnies almost as much as he misses me

We've had them for two years, I fell in love with them at a rescue centre where they'd both just been attacked by a big old mean rabbit - Muppet had part of his ear shaved (you can still tell a bit's missing), and Daisy had a fat lip. Awww!
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!