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by **michelanCello** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:51 pm

It's really warm now in Australia.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:59 pm

It's cold in Scotland at the moment and a bit snowy.

by **Del** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:19 pm

Giraffes have rather long necks.

by **Jack Remillard** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:50 pm

It isn't just the Moon : the Earth isn't made of cheese either.

by **The Mad Collector** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:30 pm

and neither is Jupiter, although it could be one of those layered cheeses you see at Christmas

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:13 pm

What's up? Sky up.

by **Jack Remillard** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:50 am

The asteroid belt wouldn't be much good for holding up your trousers.

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:38 pm

In space no one can hear you fart

by **Jack Remillard** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:30 pm

In space, no-one can hear the crash of waves on a Cornish beach, unless they've got a recording of the sound, or a live radio feed from the beach.

by **Alanz** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:59 pm

I only come on the web site when i am at work

by **Jack Remillard** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 pm

Terry Pratchett has written books.

by **Alanz** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:58 am

It's dark in the early mornings

by **Ghost** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:15 pm

it's cold today

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:27 pm

The climate is changing

by **Alanz** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:12 pm

I live in Cleethorpes

state the obvious game