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by **AuntyVague** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:44 am

Improbable - Something that happens nine times out of ten

Define: comic

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:54 pm

Comic - Something that makes you laugh when it happens ten times out of ten.

Define: Laughter

by **Tris** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:51 am

Laughter- It may easily turn into cackling.

Define: Juxtapose

EDIT: Can SOMEONE post? Anyone

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:54 am

Horace on the Downs

Television

by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:47 pm

Television - A row of pictures that are designed to deflect boredom.
- Also good for brainwashing.

Define: Consulting detective

by **Sister Jennifer** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:19 am

Consulting Detective - An holistic problem solver employing the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.

Define - Space.

by **huge_vermin** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:29 am

Space is the largest button by area on the keyboard of a computer.

Define: Ferrous.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:24 pm

Ferrous: Skint as being there is no brass in your pocket to go out and enjoy yourself.

Describe: Feline

by **SimonAtford** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:40 pm

Feline: Premium Rate phone service.

Define: Hamster

by **rockershovel** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:10 pm

Hamster : Brian Blessed

define; cromulent

by **Ghost** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:55 am

When you lend someone a small amount of bread

Define: Taxidermy

by **huge_vermin** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:14 am

When the government taxes you according to how much skin you have.

Define : Transesterification.

by **Ghost** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:51 am

A abnormally strong fear of becoming a transvestite

Define: Naumachy

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:30 pm

Naumachy: A fight to see who gets to play with the boats in the bath first.

Define: Gauche

by **Ghost** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:43 pm

a rare highland bird whose plumage is so bright and garish is repels any other Gauche from mating with it hence it's rarity

Define: hamshackle

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