Let this be the Bah Humbug thread...

[Del]

I'm seriously considering watching The League of Gentlemen's Christmas Special over Christmas. Yule never leave!

Yes indeedy.

Wait, Donald Duck is gonna eat plump goose... with chestnut dressing? Okay then.

He's naked from the waist down and you are questioning his grasp of social norms????

[Quatermass]

Oops. Didn't mean to offend. must be my sense of humour. I quite liked the idea of a zombie Santa . I reckon a Christmas version of Shaun of the Dead would be great!

It wasn't offensive as such as just plain...wrong. The sort of thing you look at and say, No. Just no.

Wait, Donald Duck is gonna eat plump goose... with chestnut dressing? Okay then.

He's naked from the waist down and you are questioning his grasp of social norms????

I think it's because he's eating a goose. He's a duck. It's practically cannibalism.

[Del]

Looks like Christmas may be cancelled anyway........look whats happened to Santa

Ohhhh Zombie Santa!!! Yay. Love his Santa's bag full of brains!

What don't you like Q? Santa? Or.... dare I dream? ... the idea of our cuddly wuddly Santa being defiled as a zombie? Or just zombies in general.....

[Quatermass]

Or.... dare I dream? ... the idea of our cuddly wuddly Santa being defiled as a zombie?

I may not actually believe in Santa, but defiling Santa is not on. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind attacking Santa as long as it's funny (a yellow snowball thrown at Santa in The League of Gentlemen was quite funny), but the only funny dead Santa jokes were when Tim Allen was forced to replace him.

I like the idea of Santa gearing up to kill zombies, though. I just had a lovely mental image of him going all Bruce Campbell on a zombie horde. With a red and white and green painted chainsaw.

"I call it Rudolph, the Red-Toothed Chainsaw."

[Del]

Rudolph the red toothed chainsaw
Had a very whiney chain
And if a zombie saw it
It would chew right through its brain.....

[Del]

All of the other zombies
Lurched and tried to run away
But Santa went right for 'em
"Come on zombie! Make my day!"

[Quatermass]

I love it, I love it!!!

[Dotsie]

[Sister Jennifer]

I'm seriously considering watching The League of Gentlemen's Christmas Special over Christmas. Yule never leave!

Yes indeedy.

Wait, Donald Duck is gonna eat plump goose... with chestnut dressing? Okay then.

He's naked from the waist down and you are questioning his grasp of social norms????

I'm wearing something quite similar myself so no, wouldn't question it.

I did manage to watch The League of Gentlemen Christmas special before work today. I love those guys.

[Del]

I'm wearing something quite similar myself so no, wouldn't question it.


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Me too.... must be the heat.

[Dotsie]

[Quatermass]

Moving right along, here's an appropriate comic for the Bah Humbug thread. Fans of Metal Gear Solid will get it better, but in case you're wondering, the guy on the right, wearing a gasmask, is Psycho Mantis, a psychotic psychic. And he has issues about people having children.

NSFW for swearing, but nothing else. The rest of the comic is pretty violent, though...

http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=356.5

[Quatermass]

C'mon, people! Where's your holiday spirit?*


*Mine is lying rotting in a ditch, having been mugged, stabbed repeatedly with a spoon, and left to die, but it's the thought that counts.

[Bickaxe]

Mines in a bottle, I'll get it out in a bit

[The Mad Collector]

I'll do the same Bickaxe