Del wrote: Or.... dare I dream? ... the idea of our cuddly wuddly Santa being defiled as a zombie?
I may not actually believe in Santa, but defiling Santa is not on. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind attacking Santa as long as it's funny (a yellow snowball thrown at Santa in The League of Gentlemen
was quite funny), but the only funny dead Santa jokes were when Tim Allen was forced to replace him.
I like the idea of Santa gearing up to kill zombies, though. I just had a lovely mental image of him going all Bruce Campbell on a zombie horde. With a red and white and green painted chainsaw
"I call it Rudolph, the Red-Toothed Chainsaw."
Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? I need a television, a couple of books. Anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
-The Eighth Doctor, defiant in the face of death, in Doctor Who: The Night of the Doctor