by Bouncy Castle » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:17 pm
The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby, St James's Palace has announced.
Members of the royal family are said to be delighted.
A spokesman said the duchess has been admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in central London with very acute morning sickness and is expected to stay for several days.
Gawd. Poor cow. Bad enough that the world will be watching her every move, she's struck down by morning sickness too.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.