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by **Del** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:11 pm

Ohhhh ... I would pay REAL money to see that ! Singing earwigs !

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:45 pm

Might take your ears a little while to heal after they crawled out.

by **raisindot** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:16 pm

Yeah, but their acapella version of "Stuck in the Middle with You" makes one hell of a set-closer.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:04 pm

As they conclude their exit with a yell of Stealers Wheel.

by **raisindot** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:10 pm

That would sure scare the jelly out of a doughnut.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:21 pm

Why would you want jello in a doughnut.

by **raisindot** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:17 pm

Hello?--Where did I ever mention jello--even Homer Simpson wouldn't eat a jello doughnut--then again he might.

by **CrysaniaMajere** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:19 am

I don't think there's a single thing in Heaven, Earth or Hell that Homer Simpson wouldn't eat...

by **raisindot** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:49 pm

That is true...and he has an almost superhuman ability to heal himself from his self-inflicted abuse.

by **CrysaniaMajere** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:34 pm

I guess that's normal to him.. if his abuses came suddenly to a halt , that's when one should worry..

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:44 pm

Maybe he should use less salt

by **raisindot** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:12 pm

Good idea--pepper might also help.

by **Del** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:16 pm

I pity his long suffering wife Marge. I am surprised she hasn't gone solo long ago.

by **raisindot** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:00 pm

Well, she did cut him loose several times during the past 20 years, but they always reconcile by episode's end.

by **CrysaniaMajere** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:55 am

Why I wonder? Maybe she can't run far enough? She should go to Seoul and hide there maybe..

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