Jokes - Part Deux

[spideyGirl]

[chris.ph]

The little lad next door has just been diagnosed with ADHD.

Or as I like to call it "Parents not disciplining their children and letting them do what they want so they have to dress it up as a made up disorder."

[chris.ph]

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

[chris.ph]

Ten Out Of Nine People Tend To Exaggerate

[Penfold]

Ten Out Of Nine People Tend To Exaggerate

I've told you thousands of times not to do that!

[Who's Wee Dug]

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started.

[chillicamper]

[michelanCello]

"My wife is amazing! She speaks four languages, plays the piano, reads a lot..."
"Yeah, mine's not too pretty either."

[Tonyblack]

I've been having great fun reading letters to and responses from, comedian and writer, Tony Hawks. He has his own website and is constantly confused with Tony Hawk, the skateboarder. He gets loads of letters from confused people and his responses to them are very funny.

See here.

[michelanCello]

Love it, Tony! Especially this one:

Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

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Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse. l'on y danse. La plume de ma tante. Comme ci, comme ca.

Thierry Henry.

[The Mad Collector]

Very funny

[Bouncy Castle]

Love it, Tony! Especially this one:

Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

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Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse. l'on y danse. La plume de ma tante. Comme ci, comme ca.

Thierry Henry.

Erm. Can someone please translate?

[michelanCello]

Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

Hi tony. I'm French and I'd love to have a board with your name signed on it, I'm one of your biggest fans, we talk about you all the time with my friends, we love you and I'd really like to have a board with your name on it.
Thanks in advance

Tony's answer is probably all he's ever known in French, it doesn't make much sense - the first part is a childrens' song, La plume de ma tante is appearently a song, too, comme si, comme ca means so-so...

[Penfold]

:lol: I've been having great fun reading letters to and responses from, comedian and writer, Tony Hawks. He has his own website and is constantly confused with Tony Hawk, the skateboarder. He gets loads of letters from confused people and his responses to them are very funny.

See here.

The books are great, btw.

[Tonyblack]

I really want to see the film of Round Ireland With a Fridge now. Robert Llewellyn interviewed him on CarPool and he was saying that Hollywood was going to make the movie with Brendan Fraser playing playing him and Tony Hawks thought - sod that! I'm quite capable of playing myself.