The Change a Letter, Spark a Conversation Game

[KingCarrot]

Maybe the lightbulb, if they were tall enough

[raisindot]

Or, perhaps a leprechaun, if you heard a telltale celtic lilt eminantin' from the ceiling.

[Who's Wee Dug]

With a slight tilt caused by too much poteen.

[raisindot]

Heard them wee green guys get a lotta lift on 'em when they're sozzled.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Just don't flirt with them in that state.

[raisindot]

Oh, I'd never trifle with anything like that.

[KingCarrot]

Good, I wouldn't want you getting shot with a rifle.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Because it could be life threating

[raisindot]

And you probably wouldn't feel very well, either, with all that blood spurting out.

[Del]

Blood SPURTING out????

Oh my gosh! I feel all faint and dizzy. I could just reel at the thought of BLOOD SPURTING OUT! Lets do be careful.

[raisindot]

Says the woman from the land where every beer can could be the hiding ground for a poisonous ant, spider, snake, beetle, bird, lizard, bee, wasp, frog, flower, or jellyfish.

[Del]

You forgot to mention the deadly drop bear

[raisindot]

You're right---I was too busy trying not to think about the giant Tasmanian ear-wig.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Can you hear it coming cause it's so big.

[raisindot]

Yes, because when they're about to attack they start singing that old doo-wop hit, "Duke of Earl."