funny and clever pictures !!

(For General Discussion)

Moderators: Jason, Toothy, Tonyblack

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:47 pm

I thought it was just cause they always missed him. It's having a laugh at how bad a shot the Imperial Army is.
Undead yes -
Unperson no!
User avatar
Sister Jennifer
Member
 
Posts: 2540
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:08 am
Location: Australia

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:50 pm

What Sis J said - they couldn't hit a barn door.
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
User avatar
Dotsie
Member
 
Posts: 9413
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Quatermass » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:51 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote:Image



'Splain please.


Like Sister Jennifer did. Although Obi-Wan earlier claims that Imperial Stormtroopers fire with extreme precision, the truth is, they only manage to hit people if they're not main characters.

And there's an interesting article on TV Tropes here on the issue (SFW, but don't wander beyond this page, as you may end up looking at TV Tropes for a long time, and you might come across an NSFW page):

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Analysis/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy
I've lived for over 2000 years, and not all of them were good ones. I've made many mistakes. And it's about time I did something about that.

-The Twelfth Doctor, Doctor Who: Deep Breath
User avatar
Quatermass
Member
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:58 am

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Del » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:54 pm

It always happens.....

20 "heroes" running 500 metres along a white wall under twelve spotlights being fired upon by 200 highly trained SWAT sharpshooters and NOONE GETS HIT! Well maybe a flesh wound on the upper arm..... :roll:
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
User avatar
Del
Member
 
Posts: 3368
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:13 am

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:35 pm

Ahhhh.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
User avatar
Bouncy Castle
Member
 
Posts: 12013
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:08 pm
Location: London

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby jaznbonnie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Image
Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it.
User avatar
jaznbonnie
Member
 
Posts: 986
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:17 pm
Location: Napa Valley, CA

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:22 pm

Spectacular TARDIS fridge probably isn't bigger on the inside.

Image

This fantastic fridge lives in the home of a pair of glass sculptors — Joy Alyssa Day and BJ Johnson (who made this breath-taking blown-glass orrery) — in Central California.
It's not built from scratch; it's a French-door fridge wearing an 11th doctor TARDIS skin (or the first doctor), with the police call box sign placed artfully over the ice door (and bearing a little wordplay).
It's not just a pretty face, though; Johnson is also an engineer, and he rigged the fridge to make the TARDIS' landing sound whenever the fridge doors are opened.
Want one of your own? You may be in luck. They're looking to turn their project, invented in a fit of whimsy while in the middle of a difficult commission, loose upon the market for an asking price of around US$125.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
User avatar
Who's Wee Dug
Member
 
Posts: 14735
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:31 pm
Location: Stirlingshire, Scotland

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:22 pm

Not bad, but what about this Red Dwarf fridge?



Image :lol:
"Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to."
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 28900
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Catch-up » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:42 pm

Jaz, that's adorable! :D

I would pay $125 for a Tardis fridge!!
“It is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening.”
― Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees:
User avatar
Catch-up
Member
 
Posts: 6767
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:19 am
Location: Michigan, U.S.A.

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:09 pm

Image
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

http://www.bearsonthesquare.com
User avatar
The Mad Collector
Member
 
Posts: 10102
Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:48 am
Location: Ironbridge UK

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:46 pm

:mrgreen: :lol: agreed.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
User avatar
Who's Wee Dug
Member
 
Posts: 14735
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:31 pm
Location: Stirlingshire, Scotland

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby jaznbonnie » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it.
User avatar
jaznbonnie
Member
 
Posts: 986
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:17 pm
Location: Napa Valley, CA

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby chillicamper » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:33 am

Image

:lol:
Wooden stuff at www.iwoodlovethat.co.uk
User avatar
chillicamper
Member
 
Posts: 1362
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:15 am
Location: Hampshire UK

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:34 am

:lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
User avatar
Dotsie
Member
 
Posts: 9413
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby KingCarrot » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:04 am

:dance: I want me a red dwarf fridge lol.
It's hard to be optimistic when there are all these clouds attached to my silver lining.
User avatar
KingCarrot
Member
 
Posts: 154
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:33 pm
Location: UK

PreviousNext

Return to The Broken Drum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests