Jokes - Part Deux

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby spideyGirl » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chris.ph » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:02 pm

The little lad next door has just been diagnosed with ADHD.

Or as I like to call it "Parents not disciplining their children and letting them do what they want so they have to dress it up as a made up disorder."
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chris.ph » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:07 pm

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?" :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chris.ph » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:12 pm

Ten Out Of Nine People Tend To Exaggerate :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Penfold » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:09 pm

chris.ph wrote:Ten Out Of Nine People Tend To Exaggerate :whistle: :whistle:

I've told you thousands of times not to do that! ;) :whistle:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:37 pm

chris.ph wrote:This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?" :whistle: :whistle:

And that's when the fight started. :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chillicamper » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby michelanCello » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:24 pm

"My wife is amazing! She speaks four languages, plays the piano, reads a lot..."
"Yeah, mine's not too pretty either."

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:38 pm

:lol: I've been having great fun reading letters to and responses from, comedian and writer, Tony Hawks. He has his own website and is constantly confused with Tony Hawk, the skateboarder. He gets loads of letters from confused people and his responses to them are very funny.

See here. :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby michelanCello » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:32 pm

Love it, Tony! Especially this one:

Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:36 pm

Very funny :lol: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:52 pm

michelanCello wrote:Love it, Tony! Especially this one:

Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Erm. Can someone please translate? :oops: :oops:
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby michelanCello » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:00 pm

some French fan wrote:Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

Hi tony. I'm French and I'd love to have a board with your name signed on it, I'm one of your biggest fans, we talk about you all the time with my friends, we love you and I'd really like to have a board with your name on it.
Thanks in advance

Tony's answer is probably all he's ever known in French, it doesn't make much sense - the first part is a childrens' song, La plume de ma tante is appearently a song, too, comme si, comme ca means so-so...
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Penfold » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:08 pm

Tonyblack wrote::lol: I've been having great fun reading letters to and responses from, comedian and writer, Tony Hawks. He has his own website and is constantly confused with Tony Hawk, the skateboarder. He gets loads of letters from confused people and his responses to them are very funny.

See here. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The books are great, btw. :D
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:21 pm

I really want to see the film of Round Ireland With a Fridge now. :D Robert Llewellyn interviewed him on CarPool and he was saying that Hollywood was going to make the movie with Brendan Fraser playing playing him and Tony Hawks thought - sod that! I'm quite capable of playing myself. :lol:
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