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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Joolz » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:01 pm

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ChristianBecker wrote:I don't get the one with the chip.

It refers to the so-called Five-Second Rule. ;)


5 seconds...HA! .5 of a second and the dog's got it :lol: :lol:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:59 am

Indeed.


Many years ago, we had our first dog, Sally, who was getting on a bit, and our second dog, Beccy, who was about 9 months old.

We went to a family birthday party, and the dogs stayed in the car. When it was winding down, mum got the dogs and brought them into my aunt's house.

About half an hour later, my uncle said to my aunt "Have you hoovered?".

The dogs had shot round and eaten up everything that had been dropped! :lol:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Catch-up » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:02 pm

:lol: So true Joolz!

Until our dog passed away, I had no idea how messy we all are. :oops: That might have also explained why he was nearly 100lbs when he probably should have been closer to 80lbs. :shifty:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby cheery_j. » Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:12 pm

My sister was business travelling a couple of weeks ago and she had the doggies with her. She was talking to a colleague in one of the branch places of her company when she noticed that the Westie had gone. They looked for him all over the place, they looked in the street .. he was nowhere to be found. There was a pet food store next door, so of course the went in there and asked whether they had seen the doggie. The pet shop guy just smiled and said: "yes, he came in some time ago, I guess he's still shopping." They found the dog happily snacking on all the dropped treats and nibbles on the floor below the shelves. :roll:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:36 pm

Meanwhile, back in Walmart :shock: :roll:

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby chris.ph » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:50 pm

i hope thats diet soda :shock:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:33 pm

Not a chance of that Chris. :roll:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby chris.ph » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:07 am

its the bag of diet kettle chips in her other hand we cant see :roll:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:51 am

She's hot!
Well, obviously, else she'd wear some decent clothes.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby michelanCello » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:50 am

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I think I'll put this on the door downstairs, too :lol:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:59 am

Who's Voldermort?
:D
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby michelanCello » Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:35 pm

ChristianBecker wrote:Who's Voldermort?
:D

:D didn't notice that!
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:44 pm

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:24 am

chris.ph wrote:its the bag of diet kettle chips in her other hand we cant see :roll:

More like just a bucket full she may be on a diet. :twisted:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Catch-up » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:47 pm

Good ones Sister Jennifer!
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