You get a thimble full of the perfect beer, however one drop of it ruins your taste buds for anything else and as such all other food and drink for the rest of your life tastes so bland that they have to invent a new word because in comparison bland is a taste sensation.
I wish I had invented cheese,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
With sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a man my son.