Burn the non witches

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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Catch-up » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:35 pm

Wow. That's just about all I can say. Wow.
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby pip » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:40 pm

Well i've stopped producing my flood prediction maps today and i'm having a seance while holding a ouija board after dosing up on magic mushrooms. Should work :scared-shocked: :scared-shocked: :scared-shocked: :scared-shocked: :scared-shocked:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby pip » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:25 pm

Found out what really went wrong -
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:37 pm

Dotsie wrote:But the Italians know that science doesn't have all the answers, that's why they have religion.

I confidently predict that this will be overturned :shifty:
They will probably bring out a papal bull/cow/calf, banning the predictions because of heratic accusations. :mrgreen:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Penfold » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:41 pm

Dotsie wrote:But the Italians know that science doesn't have all the answers, that's why they have religion.

I confidently predict that this will be overturned :shifty:

Well we do have a few clergy in this country who say our flooding a few years back was a sign of god's disapproval of gay people and promiscuity*. The logical follow on of this argument is that it's God's actions that causes these things (after all, how often do we hear the term "Act of God") and therefore it should be perfectly acceptable for them to sue the church as His representative here on Earth. ;)


* If this was really the case then Brighton should be well and truly sunk under one hundred foot of water by now. :lol:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:55 pm

I think the vatican would be first in line for that one Penners earthquake anyone. :twisted:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby spideyGirl » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:34 pm

Wow, just wow :roll: :doh:
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby wicked woman » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:21 pm

pip wrote:Found out what really went wrong -
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If they are relying on that paperclip it's obvious why they messed up.
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Margi » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:10 pm

Penfold wrote:
Dotsie wrote:But the Italians know that science doesn't have all the answers, that's why they have religion.

I confidently predict that this will be overturned :shifty:

Well we do have a few clergy in this country who say our flooding a few years back was a sign of god's disapproval of gay people and promiscuity*. The logical follow on of this argument is that it's God's actions that causes these things (after all, how often do we hear the term "Act of God") and therefore it should be perfectly acceptable for them to sue the church as His representative here on Earth. ;)


* If this was really the case then Brighton should be well and truly sunk under one hundred foot of water by now. :lol:


Been done. Billy Connolly in 'The Man who Sued God'. He won! :)

And will they prosecute Michael Fish now. (For those overseas from our little island nation, Michael Fish was the weatherman who, a few years back, assured us there would be no hurricane... he was WRONG!?
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Quatermass » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:47 am

All you need to understand
Is everything you know is wrong!


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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Dotsie » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:59 am

"top Italian physicist Luciano Maiami on Tuesday announced he was quitting as head of the risks committee." To be honest, I'd be surprised to hear that anyone would want to stay on a risks committee after this.
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:48 am

They should all quit in protest.
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:54 am

Quatermass wrote:More on the Italian idiocy...

you wanted me? :D
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Re: Burn the non witches

Postby Dotsie » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:59 am

:lol: Do you know that judge? Have a word, will you!
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