As an American fan of English Premier League football, I have made a major attempt to watch professional American soccer, and I have a hard time not falling asleep. It's about a quarter of the speed of what the rest of the world plays. No wonder the sport can't seem to generate a fan base here. Our national team is worth the effort, though.
'The world is full of signals that we don't perceive.' -- Stephen Jay Gould, (1941-2002) paleontologist, evolutionary biologist, science historian
Oysters have 4 lips
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