Who's Wee Dug wrote:This made me laugh.
Bouncy Castle wrote:A woman and her son were taking a taxi in London city centre. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mummy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Heck lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mummy?"
His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mummy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become taxi drivers," she replied.
Bouncy Castle wrote:A man gets hold of some Viagra.
Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrotl eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The parrot pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"
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