File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

[Bouncy Castle]

I read this tonight on the train in tonight's Evening Standard newspaper.

My first thought was "Oh, the poor pathologist".

[Quatermass]

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2012/10/09/Heavy_artillery_on_offer_at_Vegas_range_803935.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1_Heavy_artillery_on_offer_at_Vegas_range_101012

Pay attention to the name of the guy who runs the place. Sound familiar?

[Quatermass]

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/World/2012/10/10/Pakistan_child_rights_activist_shot_804204.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_TOPSTORY_Pakistan_child_rights_activist_shot_101012

Brave kid. Goes to show how low extremists will go when they consider an unarmed teenaged girl enough of a threat to shoot them.

[The Mad Collector]

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2012/10/09/Heavy_artillery_on_offer_at_Vegas_range_803935.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1_Heavy_artillery_on_offer_at_Vegas_range_101012

Pay attention to the name of the guy who runs the place. Sound familiar?

Certainly does Seems a logical progression from his book "Inne Juste 7 Dayes I wille make you a Barbearian Hero!"

[The Mad Collector]

Not so much speechless as cannot talk for laughing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9595457/Amir-Khan-knocks-out-thug-who-tried-to-his-steal-Range-Rover.html

[Bouncy Castle]

Read this in the paper. Excellent stuff. Maybe they'll think twice before trying to carjack someone.

[Batty]

At what stage did they realize that they were picking on the wrong guy?
Amir is instantly recognizable!

[Dotsie]

love it!

[chillicamper]

That made me laugh - good on them........but I also think that they were lucky that one of the gang wasn't carrying a knife - things could have easily been different then

[Margi]

Not so much speechless as cannot talk for laughing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9595457/Amir-Khan-knocks-out-thug-who-tried-to-his-steal-Range-Rover.html

Hmmm.... I wonder if our crazy 'justice' system will try prosecuting the boxer brothers for GBH? I hope they have more sense.

[MongoGutman]

And I'm wondering if it ever actually happened at all - I hope it did, but it is The Sun, after all... (I know the web page is from The Telegraph but I think they're just picking up on a story in The Sun)

[Who's Wee Dug]

Council loonies rules strike again.

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Gene ... o-slow-pub

[Bouncy Castle]

Best headline ever?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/ondeadlin ... o/1628051/

[Dotsie]

It's part of a dead fish I suppose it's unusual in that something didn't eat it.

[Quatermass]

Like Quoth?