Frustration Thread 3

[cheery_j.]

Or you could adopt a snotty little slimeball (aka 'a boy') and let other mums worry about their daughters.

[Del]

Now THERE'S an idea !

And that way you dont get three women "synching" too.... (you could cut the air with a knife here this week!)

[Bouncy Castle]

GO TO BED, WOMAN.

[Del]

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[Batty]

GO TO BED, WOMAN.

It's pointless giving Del good advice! She's naturally rebellious...

[Del]

but........ ... but you are all asleep when I want to talk to you

You all live on the wrong side of the world you do....

Oh yeah and the girls are in bed and not whiiiiiiiiiiiiiining "Muuuuuuuuuum! We NEED the computer!!!!! We have assignments!!!! FOR SCHOOL!!!"

Yeah... assignments that need Facebook!?????!!!! Yeah right!

[Batty]

As you're awake, perhaps you should warn the ex about the head lice.

He may decide that he doesn't want H staying with him next week!

[Del]

I do warn him. They have girls with long hair too. Last thing I need is for them to be reinfecting H.

He turned into a screaming girl when the girls had it the first month we moved in together many years ago. I always check her before she goes over Batty.

[Bouncy Castle]

And what time is it in Oz now, then, Mrs?

[Del]

*peels the bit of masking tape off the bit of the monitor that covers the time*

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.... sort of near like kinda ummmmm 4:23 am

[Bouncy Castle]

[Catch-up]

Thing 1 is going through a rough time right now. It's really getting to me. I'm having a hard time staying in motion this morning.

[Del]

Thing 1 is going through a rough time right now. It's really getting to me. I'm having a hard time staying in motion this morning.

Come sit under the stairs with me catch-up. I have one hormonal teen ready to rip the flesh from the bones of anyone who looks sideways at her and the other hormonal almost-teen waving a red flag and doing a jig.

I think there is something to this "sit very calmly and rock... rock... rock...hum too... and rock"

Though I swear ... if I DO find a rock!!!!!!...

[Catch-up]

I like that plan. Somewhere dark to sit, hum and rock sounds perfect. It's not exactly the hormonal thing, but I think that's contributing to what she's going through. Spoke to one of her teachers this morning and cannot imagine why I didn't think to offer to come get her. I called back, left a voice mail and sent an email for them to call me if they think I need to bring her home.

*rocking and humming, rocking and humming*

[Del]

My husband brought me a rocking chair when I had my first baby.... most people think that giving a rocking chair to a new mother is so she can rock her baby to sleep...

NOPE!

Rocking and humming... rocking and humming....