Jokes - Part Deux
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:42 pm
Please explain to us UK peeps, darling.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Dotsie » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:38 am
That's probably hilarious if you understand baseball 
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by chris.ph » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:38 am
its a baseball reference bouncy 
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by chris.ph » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:42 am
dotsie beat me to it 
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Bouncy Castle » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:07 am
Ahh yes. Rounders.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Who's Wee Dug » Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:05 pm
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He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by The Mad Collector » Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:10 pm
That's an embedded image Dug so nothing to click on 
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Who's Wee Dug » Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:21 pm
Sorted now Mad. 
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by cheery_j. » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:07 am
The sign DOESN'T say not to go on the bed btw, it only tells you to take mobile phones and sharp objects out of your pockets.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by chillicamper » Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:37 am
That did make me smile
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by spideyGirl » Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:12 am
majomull wrote:What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls ?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
I know it usually spoils a joke to explain it but I don't get this one. Help?
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Bouncy Castle » Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:12 am
It's a baseball (or rounders as we would call it!!) reference. None of us Brits got it, you are not alone!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Tonyblack » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:26 pm
Speak for yourself! It's always called baseball in South Wales, not rounders. 
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux
by Del » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:01 pm
I GOT IT!
Mind you as the third baseman of the Premiership Softball Team for Central Queensland Womens Softball Finals....*thank you thank you*.....
Bet you didnt know that about me
I have sat back quietly for a long time when you lot mention baseball.... see my brother played for Queensland at one time and used to coach another state team. The American Leagues come over alot to harvest baseball players for their teams or they put them through college on baseball scholarships. My younger brother is quite a VIP in baseball here and travels to America for it.
Mind you as the third baseman of the Premiership Softball Team for Central Queensland Womens Softball Finals....*thank you thank you*.....
Bet you didnt know that about me
I have sat back quietly for a long time when you lot mention baseball.... see my brother played for Queensland at one time and used to coach another state team. The American Leagues come over alot to harvest baseball players for their teams or they put them through college on baseball scholarships. My younger brother is quite a VIP in baseball here and travels to America for it.
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
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