Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by ChristianBecker » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:20 am
Four doors at the Four Winds Bar
Two doors locked and windows barred
One door left to take you in
The other one just mirrors it
Two doors locked and windows barred
One door left to take you in
The other one just mirrors it
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Dotsie » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:12 am
Or neighbour's cat loves to roll around on our path, esoecially if she sees us coming 
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Bouncy Castle » Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:36 am
Many years ago, there was a cat in the street who always tried to get into our car when we went out. Tried to get in my door and sit on my lap.
Was very tempted to take him/her to the pub with us on several occasions, but didn't think the pub German Shep would be too pleased!
Or maybe he would!
Was very tempted to take him/her to the pub with us on several occasions, but didn't think the pub German Shep would be too pleased!
Or maybe he would!
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Tonyblack » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:24 pm
Wyrd bið ful āræd.
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Bouncy Castle » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:33 pm
Brilliant.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Penfold » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:38 pm
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by michelanCello » Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:44 pm
The perfect couch!
Million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten...
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by ShadowNinjaCat » Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:51 pm
Yup.Just about the right amount of cat hair a cat owner's couch usually has. 
It'll pass.
It'll pass. “We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars.”- Oscar Wilde
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by chris.ph » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:16 am
she would be dead in seconds, cats arent exactly renowned for their mercy to smaller creatures than themselves
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Tonyblack » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:18 am
I just wish she'd sit still. Every time I think she's going to relax, she fidgets again. 
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by spideyGirl » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:34 pm
Tonyblack wrote:I just wish she'd sit still. Every time I think she's going to relax, she fidgets again.
No way that cat would put up with that!-
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Bouncy Castle » Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:32 am
Strange tail that cat has.
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by Tonyblack » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:04 am
Wyrd bið ful āræd.
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! More Cats!
by chris.ph » Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:34 am
bouncy yoda
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
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