Careful! You've only got 1 Million! Have you got any idea what jet fuel costs these days? I hardly ever use my private jet anymore.... and the pilots only start to mope and sulk if they don't get enough exercise*.
*I'm talking about flying a plane. Calm down everybody!
Perhaps a yacht.... the wind is free.... all that sunshine and open water.... for weeks on end..... tropical isles.... bare chested golden men climbing hand over hand among the rigging as cool salty breezes ruffle their blond tipped sun drenched hair....
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Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
I am more worried about taking enough sunscreen on board Bouncy..... all that sunscreen that has to be rubbed in..... I'd presume that would be a valid "crew duty" right?
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
At your earliest convenience, I'd love to have a chat with you talk about an opportunity you can't afford to miss to invest your new-found fortune in complete ownership of one of the world's engineering marvels--a bridge connecting the island of Manhattan to one of its key boroughs.
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! A bridge! I haven't ever owned a BRIDGE before!
Oh bugger! Its in America right? Would I have to drive on the wrong side of the road? I am terrible at that... darn.
Sorry mate.... but I will have to pass.
And besides .. me and the girls are talking about world WIDE travel.... not "across a river"! Tell you what... we will give you a wave when we sail under it.
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
Yep. Just as I thought. The lot of you are loonies.
The only difference between you and I is that I am a post-modern, self-aware deconstructionist loonie.
Flibble.
Yami: Wanna play a game? Ushio: What sort of game- Yami: First one to die loses! Ushio: ... Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades! Ushio: What does that do- Yami: You lose! Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH! -YuGiOh Season Zero Abridged