I'M RICH!!!!!!!

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I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:02 pm

OMG! OMG! :o :o

I'M RICH !!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

SO RICH!

Just checked my emails and I got one from a lawyer in Benin. Apparently a far flung relative of mine somewhere in England has died and left me a FORTUNE... a F***ing FORTUNE !!!!! :D Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I'M RICH! :D

OMG! Almost $1,000,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Image

Darn! Its Friday night and my bank isn't open again til Monday :( I need to transfer my bank details to this lawyer in Benin.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay people...... dust off the knick-nacks Image and make up the bed in the spare room! I'm coming to visit.

WORLD TOUR! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!! Image
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Quatermass » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:09 pm

I assume you're being facetious, Del. :think:
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:10 pm

Have you ever seen the website 419 Eater? There are some very, very funny stories there about this sort of thing. :lol:
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:14 pm

This one is particularly good. :lol:
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Quatermass » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:16 pm

Is that a scam-baiting website? :think:
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Selkie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:17 pm

Spare room? You can go 5 star all the way!
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:20 pm

Oh no no no no nooooooooooooooo Tony. This isn't a Nigerian scam! SILLY!

MY email was from Benin. Yes its a neighbour of Nigeria but SO not Nigeria. I'm not THAT silly. :roll:

I know I shouldnt be screaming this from the rafters but I am so excited!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!! :shhh: Obviously this lawyer hasnt contacted my other ten brothers and sisters.....potentially they too are eligible for the inheritance but I dont think any of them are aware of this forum. :shifty:

Not a word. :whistle:

Q: I will get back to you. I have to look up the meaning of "facetious". Far too busy right now making plans.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Dotsie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:21 pm

Oooh Del, you're my BFF you are!! Take me with you on your whirlwind tour of all places exotic please :D

Love the scam baiting :lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:22 pm

Selkie wrote:Spare room? You can go 5 star all the way!


Ohhhhhhhhh good idea.

You are all invited to the Ritz for dinner.

Will let you know the date...... so much to do.... passports, new undies....

Sure Dots: Private plane perhaps? Better make it a mid sized one hey... I am sure there will be a few more seats to fill.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Dotsie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:29 pm

OK, but no rubbish.
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:34 pm

Good grief! I have enough to do as it is Dots....

Should I hire a pilot on his aviation safety records or on how cute he is? :think:
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Dotsie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:34 pm

Cute! Cute!!!

No..safety. Get a cute flight attendant! :D
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:40 pm

We might need TWO ;) :D

AND a gorgeous pilot WITH a brilliant safety record.... that cant be too hard.

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Selkie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:45 pm

Pffft - not sure I'd fly in his plane, looks like the air con is on the blink ;)
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!!!!

Postby Del » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:57 pm

Noooooooooooo :roll:

Thats him on his way to the plane......

Walking across the hot steamy sun drenched tarmac, one small bead of sweat forms on his temple and slowly runs down his smooth tanned face, along his jaw and slides down his neck and disappears into the open neck of his crisp white shirt.... his long slnder fingers unclip the top button of his uniform and his lips form a circle as he blows cool air into his shirt... he unclips the second shiny button as the heat radiates up from the tarmac.....

um...

um....
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