I'M RICH!!!!!!!

[Del]

OMG! OMG!

I'M RICH !!!!!

SO RICH!

Just checked my emails and I got one from a lawyer in Benin. Apparently a far flung relative of mine somewhere in England has died and left me a FORTUNE... a F***ing FORTUNE !!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I'M RICH!

OMG! Almost $1,000,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!

Darn! Its Friday night and my bank isn't open again til Monday I need to transfer my bank details to this lawyer in Benin.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay people...... dust off the knick-nacks and make up the bed in the spare room! I'm coming to visit.

WORLD TOUR! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!

[Quatermass]

I assume you're being facetious, Del.

[Tonyblack]

Have you ever seen the website 419 Eater? There are some very, very funny stories there about this sort of thing.

[Tonyblack]

This one is particularly good.

[Quatermass]

Is that a scam-baiting website?

[Selkie]

Spare room? You can go 5 star all the way!

[Del]

Oh no no no no nooooooooooooooo Tony. This isn't a Nigerian scam! SILLY!

MY email was from Benin. Yes its a neighbour of Nigeria but SO not Nigeria. I'm not THAT silly.

I know I shouldnt be screaming this from the rafters but I am so excited!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously this lawyer hasnt contacted my other ten brothers and sisters.....potentially they too are eligible for the inheritance but I dont think any of them are aware of this forum.

Not a word.

Q: I will get back to you. I have to look up the meaning of "facetious". Far too busy right now making plans.

[Dotsie]

Oooh Del, you're my BFF you are!! Take me with you on your whirlwind tour of all places exotic please

Love the scam baiting

[Del]

Spare room? You can go 5 star all the way!

Ohhhhhhhhh good idea.

You are all invited to the Ritz for dinner.

Will let you know the date...... so much to do.... passports, new undies....

Sure Dots: Private plane perhaps? Better make it a mid sized one hey... I am sure there will be a few more seats to fill.

[Dotsie]

OK, but no rubbish.

[Del]

Good grief! I have enough to do as it is Dots....

Should I hire a pilot on his aviation safety records or on how cute he is?

[Dotsie]

Cute! Cute!!!

No..safety. Get a cute flight attendant!

[Del]

We might need TWO

AND a gorgeous pilot WITH a brilliant safety record.... that cant be too hard.

pilot.jpg

[Selkie]

Pffft - not sure I'd fly in his plane, looks like the air con is on the blink

[Del]

Noooooooooooo

Thats him on his way to the plane......

Walking across the hot steamy sun drenched tarmac, one small bead of sweat forms on his temple and slowly runs down his smooth tanned face, along his jaw and slides down his neck and disappears into the open neck of his crisp white shirt.... his long slnder fingers unclip the top button of his uniform and his lips form a circle as he blows cool air into his shirt... he unclips the second shiny button as the heat radiates up from the tarmac.....

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