We arrived home to find a package form OZ addressed to little Harry. It was sent by Mrs Pips dads Aussie cousin so we were excited to see what it was. We opened the package and were shocked to find what looked like roadkill. It looks a bit like someone went to the Teddy Bear factory and forgot the stuffing.
Turns out thes are the new big thing Down Under and they're bloody expensive (around 50 euro) for a squashed bear. They're made from sheep or something . Bloody strange but Mad better get a few in the shop just in case
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Ray Bradbury (RIP)