Things you laughed yourself sick over

[KamexKoopa]

In Monstrous Regiment, when Polly and the squad were "dressed as women" and the captain said "you sir are either deformed, or you put rolled up socks down your top" bless her

[raptornx01]

Om-the-Tortoise ineffectually cursing people (who can't hear him) in the early parts of Small Gods always makes me giggle. Also whenever someone says, "There's good eating on one of those."

Have to agree with this. Particularly "May your genitals sprout wings and fly away"

Also the Dragon Dirty Harry bit in guards guards. when it started i was like, "please let him say it, please let him say it" so when he did i couldn't contain myself.

And Granny telling lilith "When you left, I, had to be the GOOD one."

[OrangeEyebrows]

Oh! Dibbler's feng shui, telling William to put the lid down on the privy so the dragon of unhappiness doesn't fly up his bottom. And his protests that he wasn't to know there really was a dragon of unhappiness.

[=Tamar]

Particularly "May your genitals sprout wings and fly away"

There's a kind of double-bounce on that one, because there really is an ancient god-form like that... look up "herms".

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

In Wintersmith, when Rob has to Holler at and then explain that Daft Wullie should have only worn the One eye patch.

[Who's Wee Dug]

In the WFM ALWAY MAKES ME CHUCKLE.
‘Whut’s the plan, Rob?’ said one of them.
‘Okay lads, this is what we’ll do. As soon as we see somethin’, we’ll attack it. Right?’
This caused a cheer.
Ach, ‘tis a good plan,’ said Daft Wullie.

[fids]

The Dread Portal scene in Guards!Guards!

seconded

When Magrat turns the door to the torture chamber into a tree (or something) in Wyrd Sisters and Nanny and Granny might even be slightly impressed.

[HobbitFeets]

Well as i've just finished it...........Again!

The Light Fantastic is the novel. Cohen the Barbarian is the character. Just the way he acts and fights. To be honest any desccriptive detail of him made me laugh out loud.

[high eight]

The Sudden realisaton of what Asphalt's job was in Soul Music:

Support personnel who travel with a band on tour = Roadies

Stealth pun supreme!

[S@mwich]

"I ain't been vampired. You've been Weatherwaxed."

[Tonyblack]

"I ain't been vampired. You've been Weatherwaxed."

Yes indeed! In fact the first time I noticed the vampire coming under Granny's influence. I think he says something like: "I can't be doing with that" - which is pure Granny.

[Alanz]

I am nearly at the end of Jingo and so far it's the funniest book that i've ever read.

[Tonyblack]

If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Beti,
And Beti, when you call me,
You can call me Al!

I love the way Terry slips subtle references into his books - such as Al and Beti in Jingo.

[high eight]

If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Beti,
And Beti, when you call me,
You can call me Al!

I love the way Terry slips subtle references into his books - such as Al and Beti in Jingo.

And that is also a reference to 19390s sand dancers Wilson, Kepple and Betty:

[polythenegirl]

The Sudden realisaton of what Asphalt's job was in Soul Music:

Support personnel who travel with a band on tour = Roadies

Stealth pun supreme!

I never picked up on that one!!!