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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:08 pm

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby The Mad Collector » Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:35 pm

:lol: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:40 pm

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What part of history is he is planning on traveling to I wonder?
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:32 am

If it's back in time, it's probably a smart move to take some guns (ammunition will be an issue, though). It might also be a good idea to get those sword skills honed and perhaps some practice with a bow/ crossbow.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:02 am

You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . . ;)
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Postby ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:57 am

Having studied chemistry, I don't need a book for that :D.
I'm not missing a hand, so perhaps I'll take those bow and arrows.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:09 am

Tonyblack wrote:You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . . ;)


gunpowder for your BOOM stick.

I bet that person gots lots of replies. He's not joking, so I'm game.

My daughter has chosen chemistry for one of her subjects next year btw.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:37 am

Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus ;) But I've studied Star Trek, so I know how to make it too :D
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby pip » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:42 am

Tonyblack wrote:You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . . ;)

And remember to shop Smart .....
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:46 am

Dotsie wrote:Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus ;) But I've studied Star Trek, so I know how to make it too :D

Just hope there are some big diamonds laying around as well as sulphur, saltpetre and carbon. :lol:
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Postby pip » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:50 am

My mate said he knew where to dig for Slatpetre but i realised he was just taking the P**s
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:02 pm

Tonyblack wrote:
Dotsie wrote:Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus ;) But I've studied Star Trek, so I know how to make it too :D

Just hope there are some big diamonds laying around as well as sulphur, saltpetre and carbon. :lol:

The recipes I know don't mention diamonds. Might be something Star Trek specific. :think:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:48 pm

The diamonds were the "bullets". Kirk was being resourceful.
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