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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by ShadowNinjaCat » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:08 pm
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Sister Jennifer » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:40 pm
What part of history is he is planning on traveling to I wonder?
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:14 am
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:32 am
If it's back in time, it's probably a smart move to take some guns (ammunition will be an issue, though). It might also be a good idea to get those sword skills honed and perhaps some practice with a bow/ crossbow.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:02 am
You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . . 
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:57 am
Having studied chemistry, I don't need a book for that .
I'm not missing a hand, so perhaps I'll take those bow and arrows.
.I'm not missing a hand, so perhaps I'll take those bow and arrows.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Sister Jennifer » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:09 am
Tonyblack wrote:You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . .
gunpowder for your BOOM stick.
I bet that person gots lots of replies. He's not joking, so I'm game.
My daughter has chosen chemistry for one of her subjects next year btw.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Dotsie » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:37 am
Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus But I've studied Star Trek, so I know how to make it too
But I've studied Star Trek, so I know how to make it too What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by pip » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:42 am
Tonyblack wrote:You need to take a chainsaw (strapped to your missing hand) and a book on how to make gunpowder . . .
And remember to shop Smart .....
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:46 am
Dotsie wrote:Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus
Just hope there are some big diamonds laying around as well as sulphur, saltpetre and carbon.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by pip » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:50 am
My mate said he knew where to dig for Slatpetre but i realised he was just taking the P**s
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Tonyblack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:05 am
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by ChristianBecker » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:02 pm
Tonyblack wrote:Dotsie wrote:Gunpowder isn't generally on the syllabus
Just hope there are some big diamonds laying around as well as sulphur, saltpetre and carbon.
The recipes I know don't mention diamonds. Might be something Star Trek specific.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!
by Dotsie » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:48 pm
The diamonds were the "bullets". Kirk was being resourceful.
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