The Doctor: There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me.
He's not at work. He's not in a relationship. Like batty says, he's on holiday. Shame he can't act out a bit without pics getting on to the internet though. I wouldn't have posted them, I'd have kept them for my personal collection.
Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit. Gravity is easy-peasy by comparison.