Caption Competition

[raisindot]

Once again all the convention fanboys (and one transvestite) had the entire bar at the Passiac, New Jersey Hilton to themselves, as even the hookers avoided them.

[Tonyblack]

Yoda: "Crapping in the salad bowl I am."

[Seimimac]

[quote="raisindot"]

Vader: Waiter! there's a Yoda in my soup!

Waiter: What's it doing?

Vader: Drowning it is!

*SILENCE*

Vader: Your lack of a sense of humour is disturbing...

[raisindot]

This is such a great game it's a pity it's been dead so long, so I'm resurrecting it. Go wild.

[Ghost]

Chilli Tuesdays on the Enterprise wasn't quite as successful as Kirk had hoped it would be
the only hope for crew was to put the toilet paper in the deep freeze and pray for mercy

[raisindot]

[Tonyblack]

[Who's Wee Dug]

Chilli Tuesdays on the Enterprise wasn't quite as successful as Kirk had hoped it would be
the only hope for crew was to put the toilet paper in the deep freeze and pray for mercy

When Neelix transferred from Voyagerhis cooking did not go down at all well.

[SamHain]

I know this one is long dead, but....

Vogon with Mic: "Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!"

or alternatively

Vogon with Mic: "Оригинал записи с канала Время"

in either case:

Arthur Dent: "Ye gods...."

Ford Prefect: "I'd have preferred the anal probing..."




And more recently...

"Captain's Log... Nausea.. Heartburn... Indegestion... Upset Stomach.... Diarhea... Need... Pepto... Bismol...."

[Ghost]

Farts silent but deadly

[raisindot]

[/quote]

"Captain, we warned you not to sing 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'!

[Cheery]

Captain's log, stardate 1752.5. Memo to myself: Make sure you are on the right side of the door when you open the airlock.

[Ghost]

[raisindot]

"Captain, I am unable to neutralize the toxic effects of your recording of Rocket Man. I suggest that we begin immediate evacuation of the entire sector."

[Ghost]

I know I shouldn't but

the vinyl frontier