Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:16 pm

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Once again all the convention fanboys (and one transvestite) had the entire bar at the Passiac, New Jersey Hilton to themselves, as even the hookers avoided them.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:24 pm

Yoda: "Crapping in the salad bowl I am."
"Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Seimimac » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:28 pm

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Vader: Waiter! there's a Yoda in my soup!

Waiter: What's it doing?

Vader: Drowning it is!

*SILENCE*

Vader: Your lack of a sense of humour is disturbing...
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:28 pm

This is such a great game it's a pity it's been dead so long, so I'm resurrecting it. Go wild.


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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Ghost » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:41 pm

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Chilli Tuesdays on the Enterprise wasn't quite as successful as Kirk had hoped it would be
the only hope for crew was to put the toilet paper in the deep freeze and pray for mercy
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:29 pm

:D :D
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:21 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:51 am

Ghost wrote:
raisindot wrote:Image

Chilli Tuesdays on the Enterprise wasn't quite as successful as Kirk had hoped it would be
the only hope for crew was to put the toilet paper in the deep freeze and pray for mercy

When Neelix transferred from VoyagerImagehis cooking did not go down at all well.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby SamHain » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:59 am

MongoGutman wrote:Image

I know this one is long dead, but....

Vogon with Mic: "Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!"

or alternatively

Vogon with Mic: "Оригинал записи с канала Время"

in either case:

Arthur Dent: "Ye gods...."

Ford Prefect: "I'd have preferred the anal probing..."




And more recently...

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"Captain's Log... Nausea.. Heartburn... Indegestion... Upset Stomach.... Diarhea... Need... Pepto... Bismol...."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Ghost » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:04 am

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Farts silent but deadly
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:16 pm

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"Captain, we warned you not to sing 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Cheery » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:08 am

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Captain's log, stardate 1752.5. Memo to myself: Make sure you are on the right side of the door when you open the airlock.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Ghost » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:11 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:00 pm

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"Captain, I am unable to neutralize the toxic effects of your recording of Rocket Man. I suggest that we begin immediate evacuation of the entire sector."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Ghost » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:02 pm

I know I shouldn't but
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the vinyl frontier :ugeek:
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