Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:33 pm

:snooty: :snooty: :snooty:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby pip » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:39 pm

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:54 pm

Dunno about coffee, but there's a slap in your near future!!
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby chris.ph » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:53 pm

and their off :lol: :lol:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby raisindot » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:01 pm

pip wrote:
Dotsie wrote:Ahem, what?

I said most :roll:


I'm an old fogie (in spirit anyway, according to my kids), and I'm not an E-booker. :D
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby spideyGirl » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:24 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:They are. There are seven of them.

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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby pip » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:14 am

raisindot wrote:
pip wrote:
Dotsie wrote:Ahem, what?

I said most :roll:


I'm an old fogie (in spirit anyway, according to my kids), and I'm not an E-booker. :D

Ah but you're smarter than the other ol fogies :D
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:31 am

TMZ.com

Forget carrying it in your purse -- now you can keep "Fifty Shades of Grey" where it matters most ... near your special lady place ... because TMZ has learned, the people behind the book just inked a massive women's underwear deal.

A rep for CopCorp Licensing tells TMZ, three apparel companies have just locked down the FIRST EVER licensing deals with author E.L. James to distribute "Fifty Shades"-themed clothes ... from t-shirts and hoodies ... to ladies' pantyhose, underwear, and pajamas.

According to CopCorp, FREEZE Clothing will be selling the knits, tees, and hoodies. A company called HYP will be selling hosiery, garters, and tights. And something called Briefly Stated will sell daywear, loungewear, and sleepwear (including underwear).

It's big news -- considering "Fifty Shades" is one of the most valuable licenses on the planet right now ... after the series sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.


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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Catch-up » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:55 am

Unbelievable!
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:03 pm

I know. They just can't throw enough money at the bloody woman.
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:04 pm

Still. Presumably, if a woman is wearing a 50SoG tee, a bloke knows she's up for a bit of bondage! :mrgreen:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Dotsie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:39 pm

And she won't require much in the way of intelligent conversation.
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:41 pm

:clap: :clap: :mrgreen:

She'll be happy with an orange squash and a nipple clamp!
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:06 pm

:think:

still nah, once in awhile its fine, but i couldn't live that lifestyle. you have to be "On" all the time. like i said, its boring.
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:19 pm

A bit like having a best cut of steak every day.
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