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Re: men only

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:16 pm

What with a feather,Tony :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: men only

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:21 pm

Huh? :?
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Re: men only

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:41 pm

Sorry posted that in the wrong thread, it should have been in the one where you said , I can beat her referring to her blinking. :lol:
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Re: men only

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:53 am

:lol: I went through this entire thread trying to work out what I'd said. :lol:
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:06 pm

A handy guide to the female mind:

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and

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says about all you really need to know. That being so it might seem wisest to take Admiral Ackbar's warning to heart when tempted to engage in social intercourse

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however it must be said they do have their uses,

there's cooking,

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laundry,

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and, err, general household duties...

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just remember,

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Re: men only

Postby Del » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:40 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?

remote-control-funny-motivational-poster.jpg


Anyone?

No?

And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)

And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: men only

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:25 pm

Hey, don't tar us all with the same brush as Mongo. :P
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Re: men only

Postby Bickaxe » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:42 pm

I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.
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Re: men only

Postby Del » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:46 pm

Tonyblack wrote:Hey, don't tar us all with the same brush as Mongo. :P


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TAR ! Now theres an idea! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: men only

Postby raptornx01 » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:54 pm

Bickaxe wrote:I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.


So you like full featured remotes too? :twisted:
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Re: men only

Postby Bickaxe » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:21 pm

raptornx01 wrote:
Bickaxe wrote:I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.


So you like full featured remotes too? :twisted:


Something a little more sturdy and capable of withstanding a few finger bashes :twisted:
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Re: men only

Postby chris.ph » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:51 pm

Del wrote:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?

remote-control-funny-motivational-poster.jpg


Anyone?

No?

And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)

And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





i did have one of those many years ago but it cost a bloody fortune in upkeep so i traded it in for a normal model with an italian chassis :D :D :D
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Re: men only

Postby raisindot » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:51 pm

Del wrote:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?


*Click*

Del wrote:Anyone?

No?


*Click*

Del wrote:And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)


*Click* *Click*
Del wrote:And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Looks like the remote isn't working, since it's not turning her off. :D
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Re: men only

Postby Conforumist » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:55 pm

With her, who would need a remote control?? :shock:
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Re: men only

Postby Dotsie » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:33 pm

Or the TV even?
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