men only

[Who's Wee Dug]

What with a feather,Tony

[Tonyblack]

Huh?

[Who's Wee Dug]

Sorry posted that in the wrong thread, it should have been in the one where you said , I can beat her referring to her blinking.

[Tonyblack]

I went through this entire thread trying to work out what I'd said.

[MongoGutman]

A handy guide to the female mind:



and



says about all you really need to know. That being so it might seem wisest to take Admiral Ackbar's warning to heart when tempted to engage in social intercourse



however it must be said they do have their uses,

there's cooking,



laundry,



and, err, general household duties...



just remember,

[Del]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?

remote-control-funny-motivational-poster.jpg

Anyone?

No?

And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)

And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this......

[Tonyblack]

Hey, don't tar us all with the same brush as Mongo.

[Bickaxe]

I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.

[Del]

Hey, don't tar us all with the same brush as Mongo.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TAR ! Now theres an idea!

[raptornx01]

I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.

So you like full featured remotes too?

[Bickaxe]

I think these slim line remote controls are over rated, so flimsy I'd be worried about breaking them.

So you like full featured remotes too?

Something a little more sturdy and capable of withstanding a few finger bashes

[chris.ph]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?

remote-control-funny-motivational-poster.jpg

Anyone?

No?

And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)

And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this......

i did have one of those many years ago but it cost a bloody fortune in upkeep so i traded it in for a normal model with an italian chassis

[raisindot]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boys boys boys............. and heres the sad sad sad part...

You DONT have one of these do you?

*Click*

Anyone?

No?

*Click*

And even if you DID have one of these or a similar type model you could never talk her into putting on one of those and rolling around the house half naked..... no.... not even in your wildest dreams right?

Thats because this is the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t. isnt it guys.... yes... and these things only happen in your i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n. (thats a big word isnt it?)

*Click* *Click*

And thus..... WHY a man invented the remote control.... and why some men are so possessive of the remote control....

... cause the remote is about as close as they are ever going to get to this......

Looks like the remote isn't working, since it's not turning her off.

[Conforumist]

With her, who would need a remote control??

[Dotsie]

Or the TV even?