Dotsie wrote:Long hair yes, but a wrinkled shirt is more likely to sit closer to the body. An ironed shirt will hang loose, thereby providing an easier handhold.
Spandex is your friend during zombie attacks.
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Tonyblack » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:28 pm
Spandex is your friend during zombie attacks.
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Bouncy Castle » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:51 pm
Aaaaand now you can get zombie swimwear!!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Dotsie » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:55 pm
If I wore that people would definitely run screaming.
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Bouncy Castle » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:58 pm
Me too!
In fact I couldn't get the whole of the top over just one of mine!!
In fact I couldn't get the whole of the top over just one of mine!!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by raptornx01 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:31 pm
Bouncy Castle wrote:Me too!
In fact I couldn't get the whole of the top over just one of mine!!
Bouncy Castle wrote:
Bouncy wrote:
I see
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by janet » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:08 pm
Quatermass wrote:Well, the coal tongs would be used to pluck eyeballs out, but I agree on the brush. That is definitely a noodle implement.
It's a BIG brush
....are you familiar with Corporal Jones in Dad's Army? Fond of saying 'They do not like it up'em Mr Mainwaring'Turning people into pigs is not allowed.
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Sister Jennifer » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:23 pm
Thanks for sharing that Pip. I'd sign up in a bloody, brain-destroying instant.
The Curriculum of Shadows, eh? Come get some, Zack!
I have this t-shirt on my Christmas list...
Dad's Army. I wonder what Godfrey's sister Dolly would do?
The Curriculum of Shadows, eh? Come get some, Zack!
I have this t-shirt on my Christmas list...
Dad's Army. I wonder what Godfrey's sister Dolly would do?Last edited by Sister Jennifer on Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Catch-up » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:29 pm
Quatermass wrote:Catch-up wrote:This is my favorite Zombie report -
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/07/westboro-church-protesters-confronted-by-zombies/
Zombies want brains, right? Would they find any in Westboro Church?
Nope!“It is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening.”
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:58 am
Love that t-shirt!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Catch-up » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:32 pm
Love the t-shirt too!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by raptornx01 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:09 pm
isn't that the one with the hood in the back that has a zombie face on it?
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:18 pm
raptornx01 wrote:isn't that the one with the hood in the back that has a zombie face on it?
You need to scroll the picture down.
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by raptornx01 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:20 pm
D'oh 
Grudge rhymes with fudge
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by chris.ph » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:44 pm
so its more of a mmmm boobs instead of a mmmmm brains 
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US
by janet » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:28 pm
Not very convincing on the zombie ...er....front 
Sister Dolly? She'd be like Dotsie and hit 'em with her handbag....right where it mattered (but who knows where that is to a zombie?)
No.......me neither
Sister Dolly? She'd be like Dotsie and hit 'em with her handbag....right where it mattered (but who knows where that is to a zombie?)
No.......me neither
Turning people into pigs is not allowed.
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