ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:28 pm

Dotsie wrote:Long hair yes, but a wrinkled shirt is more likely to sit closer to the body. An ironed shirt will hang loose, thereby providing an easier handhold.

Spandex is your friend during zombie attacks. :lol:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:51 pm

Aaaaand now you can get zombie swimwear!!

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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Dotsie » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:55 pm

If I wore that people would definitely run screaming.
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:58 pm

Me too!

In fact I couldn't get the whole of the top over just one of mine!! ;)
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:31 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Me too!

In fact I couldn't get the whole of the top over just one of mine!! ;)


Bouncy Castle wrote:


Bouncy wrote:


I see :lol:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby janet » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:08 pm

Quatermass wrote:Well, the coal tongs would be used to pluck eyeballs out, but I agree on the brush. That is definitely a noodle implement. :think:

It's a BIG brush :lol: ....are you familiar with Corporal Jones in Dad's Army? Fond of saying 'They do not like it up'em Mr Mainwaring'
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:23 pm

Thanks for sharing that Pip. I'd sign up in a bloody, brain-destroying instant.

The Curriculum of Shadows, eh? Come get some, Zack!

I have this t-shirt on my Christmas list...

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:D Dad's Army. I wonder what Godfrey's sister Dolly would do?
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Catch-up » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:29 pm

Quatermass wrote:


Zombies want brains, right? Would they find any in Westboro Church? :lol:


:lol: Nope!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:58 am

Love that t-shirt! :lol:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Catch-up » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:32 pm

Love the t-shirt too!
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby raptornx01 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:09 pm

isn't that the one with the hood in the back that has a zombie face on it? :lol:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:18 pm

raptornx01 wrote:isn't that the one with the hood in the back that has a zombie face on it? :lol:

You need to scroll the picture down. ;)
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby raptornx01 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:20 pm

D'oh :doh:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby chris.ph » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:44 pm

so its more of a mmmm boobs instead of a mmmmm brains :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING IN THE US

Postby janet » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:28 pm

Not very convincing on the zombie ...er....front :roll:
Sister Dolly? She'd be like Dotsie and hit 'em with her handbag....right where it mattered (but who knows where that is to a zombie?)
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