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Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:33 pm

I sent one of these to Del, and it's arrived - I have the incomprehensible texts to prove it.

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So to everyone in Queensland, nay the whole of Australia, I offer my profuse apologies.

Let us hope the batteries run out quickly.

Yours sincerely

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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:54 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:55 pm

Erm...am I the only one seeing Mad's avatar as the laughing smiley?? :)
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:58 pm

Yes!
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby pip » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:07 pm

Classic Bouncy. What did the Aussies ever do on you :lol:
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:31 pm

Sent us Home & Away.
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:43 pm

michelanCello wrote:Erm...am I the only one seeing Mad's avatar as the laughing smiley?? :)

Don't even see Mad's post in this thread far less his Avatar. :? :think:
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:51 pm

Shhhh.

Ignore her.

She's forrin. ;)
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby wicked woman » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:30 pm

Sounds to me like a reverse apology. In other words, bouncy is actually bragging about the wrong she has done Australia. :roll:
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby raisindot » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:31 pm

Wasn't it bad enough you dumped all of your convicts and poor people there?

Don't the Aussies have enough problems with poisonous bugs, snakes, lizards, jellyfish, spiders, birds, flowers, frogs, flies, bees, Foster's Beer, toilet water circling the wrong way, and having to admit that Mel Gibson is a native son?

Shame, shame! :D
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby wicked woman » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:34 pm

raisindot wrote:Wasn't it bad enough you dumped all of your convicts and poor people there?

Don't the Aussies have enough problems with poisonous bugs, snakes, lizards, jellyfish, spiders, birds, flowers, frogs, flies, bees, Foster's Beer, toilet water circling the wrong way, and having to admit that Mel Gibson is a native son?

Shame, shame! :D

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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:37 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Shhhh.

Ignore her.

She's forrin. ;)

Absinthe maybe in the tea. :?: :lol:
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby The Mad Collector » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:15 pm

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder :D

I thought I had better post here so Mc can check out my avatar ;)
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:40 pm

It was weird! Really! Instead of this: :lol: I saw a tiny version of Mad's avvie and instead of this: :cry: I saw the same, only Haydee's... :? Probably the computer's going mad :P
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Re: Dear Australia. I'm sorry.

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:44 pm

What does that device do exactly, Bouncy? :?
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