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50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby RosM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:02 am

I'd love to see the Pratchett touch on this genre.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:13 am

:lol: Nice idea, but Terry doesn't really do passion.

Maybe a story about Reg Shoe called 50 Shades Greyer. ;)

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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:25 am

Great idea.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby pip » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:55 am

Mildly disturbing.
But he could spank a lady using his own arm but handcuffs would probably be useless.
The ol Kama Sutra could learn a thing or two when you have someone who can reposition body parts.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:34 am

:lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby pip » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:39 am

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Lets get Freaky :lol: :lol:
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby jtrhoades » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:08 am

I'm not sure that Sir Terry would be able to, even intentionally, write badly enough to keep 50 shades fans happy.

As for love stories, go read Thief of Time, that's got a nice one in it.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:03 pm

He does love stories - he just doesn't do sex.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby fids » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:23 pm

I can see it now, obviously starring a young Nanny Ogg :D
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby jtrhoades » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:20 pm

Tonyblack wrote:He does love stories - he just doesn't do sex.


He does plenty of innuendo though.
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Penfold » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:46 am

jtrhoades wrote:
Tonyblack wrote:He does love stories - he just doesn't do sex.


He does plenty of innuendo though.

I thought "innuendo" was an Italian suppository. ;)
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:27 am

Penfold wrote:
jtrhoades wrote:
Tonyblack wrote:He does love stories - he just doesn't do sex.


He does plenty of innuendo though.

I thought "innuendo" was an Italian suppository. ;)

Penners I thought you would be Pasta making a quip like that. :mrgreen:
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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby raisindot » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:29 pm

fids wrote:I can see it now, obviously starring a young Nanny Ogg :D


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Re: 50 Shades of Octarine - Please

Postby spideyGirl » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:56 am

:lol:
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