Erm. Sold it to Gerry, the guy wot does maintenance at our office building.
His 11yr old daughter wanted an iPad, but when Daddy told her "so do I, but they're four hundred quid" she replied "that's way too expensive".
Not bad for an 11yr old, eh?
It was a bit slow, but for her use (playing angry birds, etc) it is fine.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.